Do you know Andy Lassner?
He’s the Executive Producer of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. He has anxiety problems, startles easily, a bit grumpy, swears profusely, fluent in sarcasm, and leans left of center. He is me with a penis. And I adore him.
He’s behind one of my top 10 favorite Twitter accounts. Follow him at @andylassner, and be privy to some of these gems:
Just another Saturday night at home alternating between sweet and salty snacks until I disgust myself enough to go to bed.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) September 22, 2013
2:29am Just having some quiet “me time” thinking about the worst case scenarios of everything.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) September 6, 2013
Gonna get some sleep so I’m well rested for my panic attacks tomorrow.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) August 5, 2013
Thank you, Andy.
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