Beantown Bananas.

Congratulations, Boston! As a die-hard fan of one of the only *two* teams in the MLB to never make it to the World Series, I salute you. You deserved this.

Favorite World Series tweet of the night:

HA! Long live the Flyin’ Hawaiian.


Andy is Dandy.

Do you know Andy Lassner?


He’s the Executive Producer of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. He has anxiety problems, startles easily, a bit grumpy, swears profusely, fluent in sarcasm, and leans left of center. He is me with a penis. And I adore him.

He’s behind one of my top 10 favorite Twitter accounts. Follow him at @andylassner, and be privy to some of these gems:

Thank you, Andy.